Музей форума дьякона Кураева (1999 - 2006)

COMPARISON OF WORLD RELIGIONS Confucianism:  Confucius says, “Shit happens.” Buddhism:  If shit happens, it really is not shit. Zen:  Shit only happens when it does not happen. Hinduism:  This shit happened before (and it will happen again). Islam:  If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Protestant:  Let shit happen to someone else. Catholic:  If shit happens, you deserve it! Judaism:  Why does shit always happen to us? Atheism:  Shit happens for  no apparent reason. Agnosticism:  I think shit happens. Baptist:  I BELIEVE shit happens! (Amen) Jehovah Witness:  Let us in and we will tell you why shit happens. Scientologist:  Feces occurs. Hare Krishna:  ShithappensShithappensShithappens. Existentialism:  I shit therefore I am. (Defeco ergo sum) New Age Religion:  Shit came to me in a vision. Rastafarianism:  Let's smoke this shit. Paganism:  If you send shit out into the world, it will return to you  threefold. Mormons:  If shit happens, the Church gets 10%. Stoics:  This shit doesn't bother me. Hedonists:  There's nothing like a good shit happening. Jehovah's Witnesses:  Knock knock. Shit happens. Atheism:  No shit. New Life Christian:  Pay us money or shit will happen. Quantum Physics:  The probability that shit will happen is... Quantum Physics 2:  Shit is a wave AND a particle! Branch Davidianism:  David Koresh:  I am the shit! Occultism:  I see shit happening in your future. Bahaiism:  Same shit, different pile **************************************************************** Православие, увы, не упоминается, но легко предположить: “по грехам нашим!” :)))